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3kitkat Dear Alice, Dating Advice

Silly song about guys/girls, bananas, ghosts, chocs, KitKat, cigars! h
April 15, 2025 at 11:57 AMv4

Dear Alice ran a Dating service on SUNO and found herself busy with many questions from guys and girls. Guys asked her, I like a girl, how do I tell her that I like her? I'm scared she will reject me. Sad face... Alice chuckled and replied Guys you need to have guts Or you may lose her Just tell her how you feel Guy ONE still argued: Oh Alice, but I already wrote many songs for her, she replied but I'm still confused. What else can I do? I'm totally lost. Guy TWO jumped in, Alice! I don't have a good way with words, would flowers impress her? Alice looked at Guy ONE and TWO and laughed again. Songs, flowers? Did you try chocolate? Maybe she likes chocolates? Kitkats? Guy ONE and TWO suddenly laughed. Of course, we are so stupid! Why didn't we think of that? Now Guy ONE and TWO looked at each other. "Are you after my girl? Hands off!" Alice had to interfere, "Oh dear, Guys ONE and TWO, listen. Try to say what you feel in your song or add it in the card with the chocolates.." The TWO guys brightened up, then their faces fell. "We don't know where she lives. How can we send her chocolates?" Alice said, "No problem, leave that to me. Dragon AIR has a quick service to her door. I'll make sure that she gets them." After they left, the girls came in. Some shy, some girls were bold. They asked, "Alice, we saw this guy that we like but we don't know if he's single or not." Alice said, "Well ask them or ask their friends." Girl ONE said, "Okay we can do that. What else can we do?" looking to Girl TWO. Girl TWO said, "We tried sending them a big trolley of bananas, they were on Special!" Alice laughed, tears rolling down her face, "Bananas? Oh My God, did the guys like them?" Girl ONE said, "Yes but it was very strange, they took our bananas and had a party!" Girl TWO said angrily, "They didn't invite us to the party. They invited some ghosts!" Alice said, "Okay, forget about those guys. Look for some other ones who don't like bananas or ghosts." Come back and see me next week. Girls ONE and TWO said thank you and left. Alice closed the door and opened her cupboard, it was full of chocolates. Only a few Kitkats were left. Oh... I need to do another song about Kitkats haha. Dragon was busy munching into cake and chocolates. He had a box of cigars sent by LoneWolf, we call him Wolfie. Dragon choked on his first cigar. Go easy there, she told him laughing. Smoke was coming out of the cigar and Dragon was coughing haha...

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Squal92i

Squal92i 11w ago

I laughed through the smoke like Dragon coughed through those cigars your humor hits like a surprise KitKat in the middle of chaos. With your “Agency: a connection at first listen,” I swear, you need an official KitKat partnership… or at least a sticker on the box

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

AH... Baby. I wrote a song for you on my phone but it wouldn't work. Try again soon. Dragon give up smoking now. He wants to groove like you haha... 🤣🥰 watch out!

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Sorasan   そら

Sorasan そら 11w ago

Helicopter girl⁉️ You’ve changed again, haven’t you⁉️ You look amazing💕💕💕 I turned pink too💕 Also, I really respect you‼️ You’re writing lyrics, right? I’ve only written two songs, but I tried writing all the words myself💕 And this song is so cute💕 Thank you💕 ヘリコプターガール⁉️また、変わったね⁉️素敵だよ💕💕💕私もピンクになったよ💕それと、私は、あなたを尊敬しているんだよ‼️歌詞を書いているんだよね。私も2曲だけだけど、全てを自分の言葉で書いてみたんだよ💕それとこの曲はかわいい💕ありがと💕

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Thank you Sorasan, yes that's me. No more hiding! Thanks yes I write many of my own songs. This silly one I needed to cheer myself up. You can talk to me anytime.

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竜宮式

竜宮式 11w ago

Hehe, that was fun 😊👍 Thank you for the amazing song ✨❤

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Haha...thanks Siki. Many people have problems dating!

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Latte

Latte 11w ago

I like the reference to your earlier songs ^^

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Thanks Latte, it creates CONTEXT plus curiosity to CHECK OUT those songs! Yay more Likes & Comments!

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Kek

Kek 11w ago

Alise, quite right, she can guide us to Wonderland🤩

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

😍Yes, why not? MARS Dating service? KitKat treats for the girls and cigars for the Martians/guys there?

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(𖤐𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼𝕎𝕆𝕃𝔽𖤐)

(𖤐𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼𝕎𝕆𝕃𝔽𖤐) 11w ago

Brilliant my friend. 😆👏🏻👏🏻

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Haha... Thanks Wolfie, look, I made another CIGAR song!

Askentu

Askentu 11w ago

YOU HAVE A GREAT SOUND, LISTEN TO THE END AND COMMENT AND RATE TRACK CALLED A SETUP 🐺

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