Metal ABCs

Here’s a metal-inspired version of the ABCs: --- A is for axe, shredding the air, B is for blast beats, heavy and rare. C is for carnage, mosh pit mayhem, D is for distortion, cranking the gain. E is for earplugs, protect your ears, F is for fury, headbanging for years. G is for guitar, riffing so fast, H is for hellfire, rising at last. I is for iron, like Iron Maiden’s roar, J is for judgment, from metal gods we adore. K is for kick drum, pounding away, L is for loudness, every single day. M is for mosh pit, chaotic and wild, N is for nightmare, brutal and styled. O is for overdrive, cranked to the max, P is for power chords, unleashing attacks. Q is for quakes, from the low-end bass, R is for riff, slicing through space. S is for screams, from the depths of the soul, T is for thrash, tearing out of control. U is for underground, where legends are born, V is for volume, loud from dusk till morn. W is for whammy, dive-bombing the sound, X is for Xtreme, where metal is found. Y is for yell, a rebel’s loud shout, Z is for zero, the fucks we give out! Now you’ve learned your metal ABCs, Join the pit and scream with me, please!