(Verse 1) Woke up this morning feeling kinda strange, Something was missing, a part of my range. Looked down below, and what did I see? My buddy down there, it's not where it should be. (Chorus) My penis fell off, oh what a sight, Gone in the morning, vanished in the night. I'm feeling incomplete, lost without a clue, Oh dear, oh my, what am I gonna do? (Verse 2) It was there yesterday, standing tall and proud, Now it's disappeared, lost in the crowd. I searched high and low, but it's nowhere in sight, My dear little friend, vanished into the night. (Chorus) My penis fell off, oh what a sight, Gone in the morning, vanished in the night. I'm feeling incomplete, lost without a clue, Oh dear, oh my, what am I gonna do? (Bridge) I never thought I'd miss it until it was gone, Now I'm feeling empty, like something's wrong. But I'll keep on searching, won't give up the fight, Gotta find my penis, make everything right. (Chorus) My penis fell off, oh what a sight, Gone in the morning, vanished in the night. I'm feeling incomplete, lost without a clue, Oh dear, oh my, what am I gonna do? (Outro) So if you see my penis, just give a shout, I'll be forever grateful, I'll scream and I'll shout. Until then I'll keep searching, through thi
