liar, liar, pants on fire

[lyrics by Hannah & Andrew Buller, tune by suno.com - created in Canterbury, Kent - 1/4/25] [short instrumental] [intro] I have a voice I have a choice there were too many voices (too many voices) time for new choices (time for new choices) comedy choices... [short instrumental] [verse 1] you're Nagg and Scrag on de drag, on de drag you're Nagg and Scrag on de drag you're Silly and Billy making me illy silly, silly, silly Silly Billy silly, silly, silly Silly Billy Joe Bloggs with his clogs and his frogs and his dirty dogs Jim Dim with his vim and his gin and his smelly bin John Smith with his wiff and his miff and attempted rift [instrumental] [bass drop] [pre-chorus] hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm [chorus] voices, voices in de verses voices, voices in de chorus voices, voices in de universe swirling around us (swirling around us) "liar, liar, pants on fire!" "liar, liar, pants on fire!" if it's getting too heavy blow it a raspberry if it takes de hissss blow it a kiss we'll get through this (we'll get through this) [short instrumental] [verse 2] you're Nagg and Scrag on de drag, on de drag you're Nagg and Scrag on de drag you're Silly and Billy making me illy silly, silly, silly Silly Billy silly, silly, silly Silly Billy Jan Dunn with her bun and her gun and her run, run, run Boo Hoo with her boo and her hoo and her poo, poo, poo Susie Sue with her sue, sue, sue and her sue, sue sue, sue [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm [chorus] voices, voices in de verses voices, voices in de chorus voices, voices in de universe swirling around us (swirling around us) "liar, liar, pants on fire!" "liar, liar, pants on fire!" if it's getting too heavy blow it a raspberry if it takes de hissss blow it a kiss we'll get through this (we'll get through this) [short instrumental] [verse 3] you had a dirty bum when you were one "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you lost your shoe when you were two "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you smelt of wee when you were three "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you slammed that door when you were four "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you shook de bee hive when you were five "liar, liar, pants on fire!" [short instrumental] you threw stones and sticks when you were six "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you swore at heaven when you were seven "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you kicked de gate when you were eight "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you broke de washing line when you were nine "liar, liar, pants on fire!" you punched Big Ben when you were ten "liar, liar, pants on fire!" and it all goes around and around again [instrumental] [bass drop] [verse 4] each decade made in a similar rut each decade defined by de weight in de gut and within each decade de voices invade like Space Invaders Space Invaders shoot them down shoot them down! I used to wear a frown coz they shot me down yet now today I've learnt to pray for whoever comes my way whatever comes my way laugh, love and pray laugh, love and pray laugh, love and pray for Nagg and Scrag Silly and Billy Joe Bloggs Jim Dim John Smith Jan Dunn Boo Hoo Susie Sue me and you me and you laugh, love and pray laugh, love and pray for Nagg and Scrag Silly and Billy Joe Bloggs Jim Dim John Smith Jan Dunn Boo Hoo Susie Sue me and you me and you laugh, love and pray laugh, love and pray laugh, love and pray