A Little List

[Verse 1l] As someday it may happen that a victim must be found I've got a little list who never would be missed Who never would be missed There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in Caddyshack The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagine And Bill O' Reilly's ineffective dermatologist They'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed [Chorus] He's got them on the list He's got them on the list And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed [Verse 2] There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool He never would be missed He never would be missed There's the foul-smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage And every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage And while we're on the subject, HBO deserves a whack For ending The Sopranos with a fucking cut to black They'd none of them be missed