Wrong Choice

[Verse] Linda McMan works in entertainment. She helps run the World wrestling Federation . Now Linda has been tapped by the President. She's here to give kids world wrestling education! Her husband Vince looks like a pokémon villain. His pokémon are giant roided up men! I can't tell you who the right pick was... ...But Linda McMan is probably WRONG! [Bridge instrumental buildup] [Powerful drop] Linda is to education, Like crib death is to growing up! Linda doesn't know how to teach, She's probably going to fuck this up! [Beat drop] Linda I choose you! Linda I choose you! Choose, choose, choose, choose. Linda I choose you! [Verse] Did you know Linda is seventy six years old? Instead of this she should be planning her funeral! Picking Linda to run schools, Is shitting your pants on purpose! Linda will make our kids into fools, Doing the U S a great dis-service! She can't contribute to lesson plans! She deserves a top rope elbow slam! [Buildup] [Powerful Verse] Linda made her money by suckin' on a rapist's dick! It turns out you can get rich by just not giving a shit! If our country really just wanted to fuck our kids, Instead of Linda Trump should have picked old Vince! [Bridge buildup] [Powerful drop] Linda is to education, Like bad breath is to making out! Linda does know a lot about this, Which is why Vince always pulls out! [Instrumental break] [Outro] It's nice to wish a new employee good luck. It's also professional to give them good feedback. So Linda here's to good luck, you're gonna need it! Drop that yellow jumpsuit, You look like a banana with tits! Our country has hit rock bottom, yeah. Vince should give you an attitude adjustment! [Big finish]