independent trotters

[Dedicated to Malcolm and Louise, my independent Trotter friends] [lyrics by Andrew Buller inspired by Only Fools & Horses, tune by suno.com - created in Canterbury, Kent - 19/2/25] [short instrumental] imagine what it was like, growing up with an innocent name and then along it came with all of its fame and after the years in rehab another plonker came with his song, so inane and it all goes round again (round and round again) [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] trot trot trot trot trot trot trot trot [chorus] we're independent trotters breaking free free will, not three wheels rides triumphantly we don't sell carpet tiles we don't fix chandeliers and this time next year we'll be billionaires we'll be billionaires and billions of miles away from here [short instrumental] done income tax done VAT 'coz I've been CEO of a company watertight fully insured no dodgy deals with me be assured [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] trot trot trot trot trot trot trot trot [chorus] we're independent trotters breaking free free will, not three wheels rides triumphantly we don't sell carpet tiles we don't fix chandeliers and this time next year we'll be billionaires we'll be billionaires and billions of miles away from here [short instrumental] we're trotters, for sure but don't trot on all fours saying "moo" or "hee-haw" you're making us roar beware what's in store (no, not that knocked-off store) the wife does kung fu she's not Raquel her name is Lulu comin' to get you play it cool play it cool play it cool with the trigger the independent trotters are comin' to get yer [short instrumental] [pre-chorus] trot trot trot trot trot trot trot trot [chorus] we're independent trotters breaking free free will, not three wheels rides triumphantly we don't sell carpet tiles we don't fix chandeliers and this time next year we'll be billionaires we'll be billionaires and billions of miles away from here [short instrumental] we don't do inflatables we're not into robbin' we won't sell yer tap water we're not Batman or Robin we don't have a lock-up or dodgy gear in our flat we have a nice house on the Minnis, in fact God bless Stelling streets viva Stelling streets long live Stelling streets c'est magnifique Stelling streets magnifique Stelling streets Stelling streets Stelling streets independent trotters breaking free independent trotters breaking free