How To Speak Czech [SSC5 TEACHME CHALLENGE]

[Intro] [instrumental] [Verse 1] Welcome to a land where beer’s the main brew, Your tongue will twist, but not from the booze! It’s not from the drinks, it’s the words you’ll meet, Where every sentence feels like a feat! [Verse 2] "Chlebíček" sounds cute, but wait for the twist, "Tři" "čtyři" and your brain will resist! "Říčany" is a place you’d like to be, But "příští stanice" brings you to your knees! Ok lets bring it together! Tři nebo čtyři chlebíčky, prosím! Příští stanice Říčany, to rád slyším Ok haven't you had enough yet? [Chorus] Čimčarára, čim, čim, čim Čímpak mluvíš, číčo, čím? Mluvím hlasem kočičím! Řízni dřevo, dřevo z bříz Sčeš si vlasy z čela Bude líp! [Instrumental] [Verse 3] You think it’s fun, you think it’s cool, Until you say "strč prst skrz krk" like a fool But don't give up, you'll impress soon And dont forget for basic rule After ži, ši, či, ři, ďi, ťi, ňi always write "i" not "y" Thats what they said at school [Outro] So take a breath and give it a try, If you can say "řeřicha," you’re ready to fly, But don’t forget, it’s all in jest, Czech’s a challenge but you’ll do your best! [End]