Cheez-It champion

I LARPED AS A BIRD AND THE FANS SAID GO TO HELL I TRIED TO FLY BUT I JUST FELL I TRIED TO DANCE TO A STUPID SONG BUT ALL I KNOW IS FALLING DOWN BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT I'VE ACHIEVED AND IT REVOLVES AROUND A BOX OF CHEESE I'LL NEVER WIN THE WORLD TITLE THE WOMEN'S OR THE TAG BUT I'M THE CHEEZ-IT CHAMPION THE BEST THEY'VE EVER HAD NO ONE LOVES CHEEZ-ITS MORE THAN MEEEEEEEE I WAS TRYING TO CATCH THEM WHEN I FLEW INTO THE UGLY TREE I'LL NEVER WIN THE WORLD TITLE THE WOMEN'S OR THE TAG BUT I'M THE CHEEZ-IT CHAMPION THE BEST THEY'VE EVER HAD YEAH I'M THE CHEEZ-IT CHAMPION THE BEST THEY'VE EVER HAD (guitar solo)