Lego Pain and Browser Shame

[Verse 1] Sneakin’ through the crib, late night on a mission, Sock feet stealth mode, no suspicion. Dark hallway, danger under my toes, Plastic mines explode, Lego pain overload. [Chorus] Stepped on Legos, felt the wrath of a brick, My soul left my body, man, this pain is legit. From the blocks to the screen, I'm caught in the storm, Lego land to the land of late-night porn. [Verse 2] Foot throbbin’, but my night ain’t done, Browser tabs open, feelin’ kinda dumb. Search history lookin’ like a crime scene, Ctrl+Shift+N, man, you know what I mean. [Bridge] Pain in my foot, shame in my mind, Two battles at once, I’m in a bind. Cursed by the bricks, cursed by the clicks, Life’s a comedy, ain't it sick? [Verse 3] Mom yellin’, “Why you limpin’ through the hall?” Can’t confess the Legos or the late-night sprawl. Keep it movin’, act like I’m just fine, But my foot and my conscience both on decline. [Chorus] Stepped on Legos, felt the wrath of a brick, My soul left my body, man, this pain is legit. From the blocks to the screen, I'm caught in the storm, Lego land to the land of late-night porn.