GOATS IN CHARGE

--- Title: "GOATS IN CHARGE!" (Intro – distorted guitar, heavy drums) Yeah! Can you hear it? The bleating in the night… They’re coming… they’re coming… (Verse 1) Woke up late – it’s half past three, a goat is staring right at me. She grins at me with her full-grown beard, says: "Yo, where’s my salad here?" She jumps the couch, chews up my jeans, headbanging like she’s born to scream. The neighbors yell: "What’s all that sound?" But goat rock’s taking over town! (Chorus) GOATS IN CHARGE! They rule the night! With leather jackets, shades so bright, bleating down the streets in flight! GOATS IN CHARGE! You better hide! Horns held high, and eyes so wild — goats are takin’ over, child! (Guitar Solo – goat bleats rhythmically in the background) (Verse 2) She hijacks my old motorbike, screams: "Let’s ride until it’s night!" She eats the exhaust, laughs out loud, this goat’s insane, she’s way too proud. She storms the market, full attack, steals all the toilet paper packs. Cops pull up, blue lights and all, but the goat’s too fast — she dodged the law! (Chorus) GOATS IN CHARGE! They rule the night! With leather jackets, shades so bright, bleating down the streets in flight! GOATS IN CHARGE! You better hide! Horns held high, and eyes so wild — goats are takin’ over, child! (Bridge – crowd claps, goat choir bleats) Baa-baa-baa – the revolution! Baa-baa-baa – no solution! Baa-baa-baa – they roam so free, GOAT ROCK is your destiny! (Final Chorus – crowd screams along) GOATS IN CHARGE! They rule the night! With leather jackets, shades so bright, bleating down the streets in flight! GOATS IN CHARGE! Now it’s clear: The world belongs to goats, my dear — and you belong to them from here! (Outro – massive guitar shredding, goat screams in reverb) BAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ---