Shut Up Preston Garvey

[short melodic introduction] Hurry quick, a settlement needs your help! Hurry quick Hurry quick Oh wait, it’s already over The raiders all died But you’re still alive So won’t you join my militia? All we need is a little help And for you to do most of the work You look weird and have several quirks But really we’re not picky Hurry quick, a settlement needs your help! Hurry quick Hurry quick Oh wait, it’s already over Oh don’t worry ‘bout him He’s rebuilding Sanctuary And gives chems to Mama Murphy But even if you’re mad Or unusually sad (like Marcy Long) Don’t try and mess with that survivor ‘cause he’s here to survive the apocalypse And he can build shit with his mind He’s really one of a kind Before this we lived off watermelon rinds Hurry quick, a settlement needs your help! Hurry quick Hurry quick Oh wait, it’s already over But now we’ve got a compound To hide from super mutants and deathclaws And maybe synths too Oh hey, there’s a lot of people tryin’ to kill you Might as well stay right here And join with my militia Hurry quick, a settlement needs your help! Hurry quick Hurry quick Oh wait, it’s already over