Donald & Elon: A Cabaret Duet

(Verse 1:) In Washington sits a man so grand, Loves his tweets and rules the land. His buddy from the tech elite, Builds rockets, cars, and Mars’ retreat. Together they’re a curious pair, Shaping the world with flair and flair. (Chorus:) Oh, Donald and Elon, a duo so bold, One builds a wall, the other mines gold. With tweets and rockets in their pack, They steer the world on their own track. (Verse 2:) Donald shouts, “We need to save! Elon, show them how to behave.” With DOGE in charge and cuts so steep, The state grows lean, the people weep. But judges cry, “Not so fast! This reckless plan just cannot last.” (Chorus:) Oh, Donald and Elon, a duo so bold, One fires fast, the other turns cold. With savings high and vision grand, They march ahead, hand in hand. (Verse 3:) Tesla stocks take quite a fall, Because Elon’s tweets appall. Protests rise, the heat is high, Yet Elon shrugs and winks an eye: “With Donald standing by my side, The future’s safe, we’ll turn the tide!” (Chorus:) Oh, Donald and Elon, a duo so bright, One fights the press, the other takes flight. With dreams so big and plans so tight, The future surely will be a sight! (Verse 4:) In government halls, there’s much debate, Since Elon’s cuts won’t compensate. Donald warns, “Be soft, not cruel, Or chaos reigns, forget the rule!” One swings the axe, the other grins, A balancing act no one wins. (Chorus:) Oh, Donald and Elon, a duo so grand, One rules the Earth, the other expands. With power vast and plans so wild, They keep the world both shocked and riled. (Finale:) So here they dance, their game is set, Forgetting duty, no regret. A cabaret, a dazzling sight, With Donald and Elon in the spotlight. The world’s their stage, they play along, An endless show, a lasting song. (Chorus (Finale):) Oh, Donald and Elon, a duo supreme, One chases power, the other a dream. With egos vast and schemes untold, Their tale is written, fierce and bold!