Green Goo (Lyrics by Nicholas Townsend Smith)

[Intro] [Instrumental Intro with playful synths and brass] [Verse 1] EEWWW! I said as I looked at my shoe. What is that green goo? I think it’s duck poo! [Duck Chorus] I did see a duck, or maybe a few! Quack? Quack? Quack! Quack! [Verse 2] What did they chew to create this green goo? Did they eat something yellow and mix it with blue? [Chorus] Was it pieces of bread covered in green mildew? Is it possible that the duck ate green stew? [Duck Chorus] Quack? Quack? Quack! Quack! [Verse 3] I must be cuckoo to think it is true, Or even to picture a duck eating stew. [Chorus] So how could this happen, this poo on my shoe? What will I do? I have an issue. [Verse 4] I think I can get some help from my nephew. You know, the one with the crazy tattoo. Maybe he can undo this poo on my shoe. [Chorus] I might ask a cow who likes to say “Moo.” Will you help me get this poo off my shoe? [Verse 5] I will tell him exactly what I need him to do, But the only response I suspect will be “Moo?” [Chorus] Oh yes, it’s true, it’s stuck there like glue, This poo on my shoe. [Duck Chorus] Quack? Quack? Quack! Quack! [Verse 6] I know just what will be my rescue, If only I can find some tissue. [Chorus] An item like that in a moment like this, Will hold an amazing value. [Verse 7] There’s no time to argue, I’m off to pursue. I know it will take the poo off my shoe. I’m really quite confident it will fix this snafu. [Duck Chorus] Quack? Quack? Quack! Quack! [Chorus] Oh, what a breakthrough came to my view, As I ran to the bathroom doing what looked like Kung Fu. [Verse 8] I flew through the door and burst into the stalls, One by one with my spirit anew. [Chorus] I looked and looked, it’s all I could do, Until I found a piece that would do. [Verse 9] I did it! I cleaned it as good as if new. I removed that poo from my shoe! [Chorus] Which duck it came from, I haven’t a clue, But I think it’s the one with the crazy hair-do. [Duck Chorus] Quack? Quack? Quack! Quack! [Verse 10] This much I know whether a park or a zoo, I’ll watch where I’m walking and avoid the green goo. [Chorus] And a word of advice just for you... You Should Too! [Fading Outro with playful synths and brass] [End]