Monday Comes

I've been thinking about it for weeks, It's been so long I'm even getting the tweeks There's something that's coming And I'll be a running That night when our dreams come alive And look it's about to arive I've been playing it out in my head, Thinking about what we last said That last moment we had together And we were birds of a feather So come on boys raise your flagons Cause it's time for dungeons and dragons! 'Cause it's almost Monday And that means we're about to play So grab all your dice Polish them twice We've all waited plenty Now roll a nat twenty! Get ready to play 'Cause it's almost Monday It's time to roll to attack! Aren't you glad it's coming back? All of us but one are getting older Who's riding on Gorehoof's shoulder? Let's party up and save the day And don't forget your monogrammed glass of Whiskay 'Cause it's almost Monday And that means we're about to play So grab all your dice Polish them twice We've almost begun Don't roll a one! Get ready to play 'Cause it's almost Monday So remember what Raaz said Get in your character's head The enemies better watch their nipples And that monk is punching in tripples Get ready to deal with wild magic And lets all pray for nothing too tragic! 'Cause it's almost Monday And that means we're about to play So grab all your dice Polish them twice Get ready to play 'Cause it's almost Monday So put on your game face, grab your character hat! Most of us are here, David where are you at? Jason's actually in state And Mitchell he just can't wait! Here's Nathan sitting writing this song, And Michael is writing ways to do us all wrong! : 'Cause it's almost Monday And that means we're about to play So grab all your dice Polish them twice We've all waited plenty Let's see that nat twenty! Get ready to play So bring on that Monday! Yeah here's to Monday! And it's the right Monday!