Xandão The owner of Brazil, Supreme Emperor

[Intro] Xandão, Xandão, Xandão, Xandão The owner of Brazillllllll [Verse 1] He’s a victim, investigator, prosecutor, and judge Watch out! Xandão’s got his eyes on what the people say! Calm down! Xandão will just finish this song and then cut the X! You can turn off this crap, dickhead. Before Xandão shuts down this whole cabaret! Let me eat my mortadella sandwich! Xandão, just suspend this shit already! [Pre-Chorus] Old man Joaquin Teixeira, internationally recognized, Xandão’s biggest rival, a milk seller! The dream of the aunts on WhatsApp. [Chorus] Xandão, Xandão, Xandão, Xandão The owner of Brazil, supreme emperor, XANDÃO, the Palpatine of Shopee! [Bridge] Xandão wants to censor, wants to jail those who criticize Is it law or dictatorship? Hard to clarify! [Drop] Only the apartment socialists defend the bald guy Xandão makes Anatel wake up and work, He’s already signed it off, no hesitation Xandão, why don’t you just cut the internet once and for all? [Pre-Chorus] Old man Joaquin Teixeira, internationally recognized Xandão’s biggest rival, a milk seller! The dream of the aunts on WhatsApp. [Chorus] Xandão, Xandão, Xandão, Xandão The owner of Brazil, supreme emperor, XANDÃO, the Voldemort of Shopee! [Hook] Xandão, Xandão, Xandão, Xandão The owner of Brazil, XANDÃO, supreme emperor! [Outro] He’s a victim, investigator, prosecutor, and judge Calm down! Xandão will solve ALL of Brazil’s problems! But first, Xandão, my love, you’re late, just cut the X! [Chorus] I authorize Xandão! I authorize Xandão! I authorize Xandão! I authorize Xandão! I authorize Xandão! I authorize Xandão! I authorize Xandão! I authorize Xandão! Keep going, stay strong with the big pen! [End] And finally, fuck you, Xandão!