[ Studio Quality ] [ Intro: Roland TR-808 Rhythm Composer, Akai MPC 2000, and Ensoniq ASR-10 sampler ] [ Catchy Anthem: 2 bars ] [ bass drop ] [ verse 1 ] I don't need a rap license or a p h d To know your rap dish is a catastrophe my taste buds hear reject sonic mediocrity A flavorless fusion, a tragedy, ( yo uh ) [ drop ] You dont need to miss address a gated residential found out that I was popin' so you made a song But it's stank like dank like bong water, ( uh yo ) A bad rap is a bad rap, ( do it hotter ) [ record scratch ] [ beat switch ] [ refrain ] I don't need a music degree, ( ya see ) I just know if your rap dish [ drop ] is a rap catastrophe [ Percussion Break ] ( do do doit do it do ) [ record scratch ] [ beat switch ] [ pre-chorus ] You don't need to be a pro, ( nope ) To know if any song is a no-go, ( you'll know ) get ready to taste disappointment [ drop ] Just until you become pro [ chorus ] But you better be a chef, ( no stress ) to keep from serving food is whack I want to be criticized by the best A bad rap is a bad rap, (don't stress) [ refrain ] I don't need a music degree, ( ya see ) I just know if your rap dish [ drop ] is a rap catastrophe [ Percussion Break ] ( do do doit do it do ) [ record scratch ] [ beat switch ] [ verse 2 ] You don't need to know any music theory But you'd better know a billboard a melody You'll can feel the rhythm, You'll taste the beat A bad song is a bad song (can't be sweet) [ drop ] But you'd better know how a banger hit it a song not brand new, mathematically impossible a blue cat, lacking original flair, aint lil spice A bad rap is a bad rap ( I ain't nice ) [ record scratch ] [ beat switch ] [ bridge ] It's all discretionary, a visionary of sound creators have opinions, but an audience wears our crown [ drop ] I am too old for no need for fame, no need for credentials We can criticize, we can all play the game [ record scratch ] [ beat switch ] [ refrain ] I don't need a music degree, ( ya see ) I just know if your rap dish [ drop ] is a rap catastrophe [ Percussion Break ] ( do do doit do it do ) [ record scratch ] [ beat switch ] [ pre-chorus ] You don't need to be a pro, ( nope ) To know if any song is a no-go, ( you'll know ) get ready to taste disappointment [ drop ] Just until you become pro [ chorus ] But you better be a chef, ( no stress ) to keep from serving food is whack I want to be criticized by the best A bad rap is a bad rap ( don't stress ) [ refrain ] I don't need a music degree, ( ya see ) I just know if your rap dish [ drop ] is a rap catastrophe [ Percussion Break ] ( do do doit do it do ) [ Catchy Anthem: 2 bars ] [ bass drop ] Rap Catastropheeeeeeeeeee! ( do do doit do it do eee ) [ laughter ] [ smooth ending ] [ end ] [ fade out ] **Teemuth Love <3**