[Verse] Well Gather 'round Folks And listen to my tale 'Bout a man of power But he always seems to fail His suit's all shiny His hair's a bouffant mess But in the courtroom He's just taking a peaceful rest [Verse 2] They call him Don Snorleone The king of all his dreams But when it comes to justice He never hears the screams He's got his Twitter fingers Typing all day long But when the gavel falls He snores like a lullaby song [Chorus] Don Snorleone You're caught in a slumber Dreaming of a world where you're at the helm But reality's calling And it won't be tamed Wake up Don Snorleone The truth is your aim [Verse 3] His lawyers plead their cases While he's counting sheep In the land of nod He takes a blissful leap His empire's crumbling Yet he dozes on his throne But when the jury speaks He'll find he's all alone [Verse 4] The courtroom's hushed whispers Mock his weary doze As justice lays its hand On one who never knows He's the master of illusion Yet reality's in reign And in this legal drama He's just a sleeping stain [Chorus] Don Snorleone You're caught in a slumber Dreaming of a world where you're at the helm But reality's calling And it won't be tamed Wake up Don Snorleone The truth is your aim [Chorus] Don Snorleone You're caught in a slumber Dreaming of a world where you're at the helm But reality's calling And it won't be tamed Wake up Don Snorleone The truth is your aim [Chorus] Don Snorleone You're caught in a slumber Dreaming of a world where you're at the helm But reality's calling And it won't be tamed Wake up Don Snorleone The truth is your aim [Fade Out]