Buttcrack Curtis the rat slayer

Title: “Buttcrack Curtis (The Rat Slayer)” Verse 1: Down in the alley where the shadows creep, Lives a Yorkie dog who don’t miss a beat. He’s small, he’s scrappy, got a mean little grin, With a name so wild, it’ll make you spin. Buttcrack Curtis, the terror of the rats, Tiny paws silent, but he’s quick to attack. Don’t let the fluff fool you, he’s cold as steel, Rats run for their lives when they see his heel. Chorus: Buttcrack Curtis, king of the street, With a bark so sharp and a killer streak. He’s the rat slayer, the vermin’s fear, A Yorkie legend, the boss round here. Verse 2: By day he’s cute, with a wagging tail, But by night he’s a hunter, leaving no trail. Through trash cans and gutters, he makes his rounds, The rats know better than to stick around. They whisper his name like a ghost in the night, “Stay clear of Curtis, or you’re in for a fight.” He may be small, but don’t underestimate, He’s a furry assassin with a deadly fate. Chorus: Buttcrack Curtis, hero of the town, A four-legged fury, he don’t mess around. He’s the rat slayer, quick and sly, With a twinkle in his eye and a war cry. Bridge: He’s got a little bow on his scruffy head, But don’t be fooled, he’ll fill you with dread. Curtis don’t care if you laugh at his name, When it comes to the rats, he’s bringing the pain. Chorus: Buttcrack Curtis, the bane of the rats, With a killer instinct and no time for chat. He