(Raging Gamer) The best around

(Verse 1) Once upon a time there lived a gamer Every day all day he battled with a stranger The one thing that everyone knew The words that came out of his mouth made them rue (Chorus) He's a gamer with rage but he screwed your mom The computer could beat him at chess but he beat it at kickboxing He's not a gamer, he's the gamer with rage (Verse 2) He sat there eating hot pockets and Cheeto's As his K/D got worse he would scream I screwed your mom! Hey kid I did your mom your dad your and your dog old blue (Chorus) He's a gamer with rage but he screwed your mom The computer could beat him at chess but he beat it at kickboxing He'd beat you must have cheated but at least he screwed your mom (Verse 3) In the neon glow of his dimly lit lair, He'd rage at the screen like he hadn’t a care, No matter the game, no matter the round, He’d let loose a storm of insults profound. (Chorus) He's a gamer with rage but he screwed your mom The computer could beat him at chess but he beat it at kickboxing He'd beat you must have cheated but at least he screwed your mom (Verse 4) He’d boast and he’d bray, in his own crazy way, About the times he’d been bested, the games he’d betray, With his headphones on tight, he'd curse out the night, And leave virtual battles in his wake, what a sight! (Outro) He's a thirty year old in his moms basement He bought his PC with the money she lent Everyone sucks but him, the team let him down the enemy cheated He'll call you banned words we can't even say He got lost but he'll show you the way If only the other team wasn't cheating, He may not have a job or money but at least he did your mom