[Instrumental intro with carnival music and horns] [Verse 1] I'm Angry George, the clown you all fear, With a frown painted on, spreading doom and fear. I've got a big red nose and shoes that squeak, But it's the lack of pies that makes me freak! [Pre-Chorus] I used to laugh and dance around, But now there's no pies in this whole damn town. My makeup's smeared with tears of sorrow, I'll bring the chaos come tomorrow! [Chorus] Where have all the pies gone? I'm so hungry, can't you see I'm torn? I'll smash your balloons and scare your kids, 'Til I get my hands on those delicious lids! [Verse 2] I honk my horn in angry rage, Turn your party into a circus cage. I'll juggle chainsaws, spit out flames, 'Til I find who's to blame for these pie-less games! [Pre-Chorus] I used to laugh and dance around, But now there's no pies in this whole damn town. My makeup's smeared with tears of sorrow, I'll bring the chaos come tomorrow! [Chorus] Where have all the pies gone? I'm so hungry, can't you see I'm torn? I'll smash your balloons and scare your kids, 'Til I get my hands on those delicious lids! [Bridge] I'll crash your party, I'll ruin your day, 'Til I get my pies, I won't go away! You'll hear my laughter turn to cries, When I devour those sweet, sweet pies! [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Where have all the pies gone? I'm so hungry, can't you see I'm torn? I'll smash your balloons and scare your kids, 'Til I get my hands on those delicious lids! [Outro] I'm Angry George, the clown so vexed, Won't rest 'til I've had my pie fix! Beware my wrath, heed my cry, Bring back the pies or say goodbye!