[Chorus] Wear sandals on my feet I'm the most gangsta I'm hip to the beat I'm the most gangsta Getting really underpaid I'm the most gangsta But I never complain I was cruising round the park eating jello in the dark when approached by a man who looked like a shark He said man you are lame I said bro that causes pain, why you have to be so cruel when I was bullied back in school [Chorus] Put my pants on back to front I'm the most gangsta I think I am a punk I'm the most gangsta Been days since I changed I'm the most gangsta But I never complain I'm the most gangsta [Verse] When I walk down the street minding my own business it's a 50/50 chance that i might have to witness. someone much more hip than me and it makes me salivate cuz all i get to do is jack off to chaturbate [Chorus] I don't own a car I'm the most gangsta Got a really cool scar I'm the most gangsta But that scar is surgery I'm the most gangsta The surgery was routine I'm the most gangsta I'm the most gangsta I'm the most gangsta I'm the most gangsta I'm the most gangsta [Instrumental trombone bridge] [Verse - Sung] Hey good buddy you're ugly And you are not friends with me I don't want to be with you I think we need one last review Of our friendship before I crack Because you my friend are wack Undiagnosed anxiety And depressive misery [Chorus] Hey that's not very fair I'm the most gangsta And I'm losing my hair I'm the most gangsta But I don't really care I'm the most gangsta Because I've got my teddy bear I'm the most gangsta I'm the most gangsta I'm the most gangsta I'm the most gangsta my teddy is a gangsta [End]