Elon Musty

Verse 1 Elon said he’d change the game, Built a truck that’s straight-up lame. "Bulletproof!"—well, that’s a joke, Windows cracked from one small poke. Pre-Chorus Promised stars, gave us rust, "Tesla Steel"? More like dust. Zero grace, all disgrace, Should’ve stayed in prototype phase. Chorus Ohhh, Cyber-truck, what a flop, Looks like a fridge from a junkyard shop. Elon Musk, you oversold, Now it’s dragging through the mold. Verse 2 "Faster than a Porsche!" Sure, man, Till it’s stuck in charging spam. Panel gaps you could drive through, Build quality? Subpar glue. Pre-Chorus Tug-of-war? Ford just laughed, Truck bed’s weak—it snapped in half. $100K for this mess? Should’ve stuck with Model S. Chorus Ohhh, Cyber-truck, what a flop, Worse than Vista, worse than Pop Rocks. Elon Musk, you played us hard, Now it’s memed in every yard. Bridge Should’ve taken more time, Now it’s dragging Tesla’s name through the grime. "Future of trucks"? More like past, Should’ve let this one stay in CAD. Outro Maybe next time, take a hint, Or just stick to rockets, man—you’re mint. But this truck? It’s just a bust, Elon’s ego turned to rust. 🔥 Drop your Cybertruck off a cliff… see if it dents. 🔥