
The I Don't Know Guy
Everything was cool, just chillin' at home, Then I hear a loud crash, now the lamp's on the floor. Who broke it? I don't know, Oh, so it's that damn "I don't know guy," Comes in, breaks your shit, and then he dips out. I don't know guy, oh, he’s everywhere, Leaves a trail of chaos, but nobody cares, I don't know guy, he’s a mystery, Breaks your stuff and then he’s history. Now the TV’s flickerin', the mirror’s in pieces, You ask who did it, and everybody freezes. “I don’t know,” they say, but I know what they mean, It’s that damn "I don't know guy," the phantom unseen. I don't know guy, oh, he’s everywhere, Leaves a trail of chaos, but nobody cares, I don't know guy, he’s a mystery, Breaks your stuff and then he’s history. We called the cops, they just shook their heads, The experts too, they just scratch 'em instead. He’s a ghost, a shadow, a man in the night, Leaves you with nothin’ but a broken light. I don't know guy, oh, he’s everywhere, Leaves a trail of chaos, but nobody cares, I don't know guy, he’s a mystery, Breaks your stuff and then he’s history.