OAuth Oh Yeah!

[verse 1] The first law of OAuth states that the total number of authorized access tokens in an isolated system must remain constant over time. Over time. [chorus] In the world of OAuth, where the sun always shines, Tokens like treasures, in digital lines. Security's a breeze, with every law so fine, OAuth, oh yeah, tonight we dance online! [verse 2] The second law of OAuth states that the overall security of the system must always remain constant over time. Over time. [chorus] In the world of OAuth, where the sun always shines, Tokens like treasures, in digital lines. Security's a breeze, with every law so fine, OAuth, oh yeah, tonight we dance online! [verse 3] The third law of OAuth states that as the security of the system approaches absolute, the ability to grant authorized access approaches zero. Zero! [chorus] In the world of OAuth, where the sun always shines, Tokens like treasures, in digital lines. Security's a breeze, with every law so fine, OAuth, oh yeah, tonight we dance online! [outro] Tonight we dance online! OAuth, oh yeah!