Lightning Llamas of Loria

(Intro) [Whipcrack synths, magic spark FX, galloping hooves beat] (spoken, with urgency) When the clouds roared... the llamas charged. (Verse 1) [Fast-paced Eurobeat groove, harpsichord stabs, battle drums] They came from hills of thunder light Wool ablaze, eyes burning bright Spittin’ truth and shootin’ beams From enchanted meme machines The queen cried, “Flee the fluff!” But destiny said, “That’s not enough!” (Pre-Chorus) [Build-up with whistles, rising arpeggios, lightning crack FX] Seven scrolls, one wooly clan— Magic hooves, insane battle plan! (Chorus) [Explosive Eurobeat drop, laser synths, heroic choir in background] Lightning llamas on the run With rainbow blasters, havin’ fun Through stormy skies, they leap with grace A cotton stampede to save this place! They zap, they dance, they yell “¡Olé!” Defenders of the Wool Buffet A legend told in comic flames— The llamas ride, they can’t be tamed! (Verse 2) [More frantic synths, background bleats, bouncey beat] One has a monocle, two have swords The fluffiest trio the world records They battled trolls with spicy cheese Then moonwalked through the haunted trees Prophecies foretold this crew— But nobody guessed the glitter glue (Bridge) [Synth strings swell, dramatic key change, choir “aaaah”] Loria weeps, the end is near Unless the llamas shift the gear A woolen charge, a lightning blast— Save the world… then nap real fast! (Chorus) [Same big energy, more electric guitar leads, bleat ad-libs] Lightning llamas, gallop loud Their tails form thunder in a cloud No villain’s safe from floofy might They roll, they spit, they BITE at night! They zoom, they glow, with epic flair— Glorious chaos everywhere! If justice calls, they won’t delay— They’re llamas, baby. ¡Y olé! (Outro) [Synth fade with hoofsteps, dramatic slam chord, soft llama “meh”] (spoken, dead serious) Loria lives... because they dared to fluff.