Jingle My Balls (Baby, It’s Cold Inside)

[male vocal] Baby, it’s cold outside, but you’re heatin' up the floor, I see you eyein’ me, and I think we both want more. The snow’s comin' down, but we’re out of our minds, I’ll show you the Christmas spirit, if you don’t mind. [male vocal] Jingle my balls, baby, let’s get this night started, I’m all wrapped up, and I’m feelin' quite charted. With a little red ribbon and a mistletoe kiss, You’ve been naughty all year, now it’s time for this. [Female vocal] You’re makin’ me shiver, but I’m feelin' so hot, I see what you got tucked in that Santa suit’s knot. The fireplace crackles, but we’re burnin' much hotter, I’m ready to rock, so don’t be a quitter. [male vocal] Jingle my balls, baby, it’s time to get down, I’m climbin' that sleigh, I’m ridin' to town. With tinsel and twerkin', let’s make this a show, I’ll be your little elf, now let’s go, let’s go! [male vocal] You’ve been a good girl, but tonight, you’re bad, Take off that sweater, let’s get mad. You’ve been eyein' my candy cane, don’t lie, Let’s make this a Christmas you won’t deny! [male vocal] Jingle my balls, baby, give me some cheer, Wrap me in ribbons, make it crystal clear. You’ve got the mistletoe, I’ve got the moves, Let’s heat this up, baby, no need to lose! [Female Vocal] It’s Christmas, sugar, and I’m feelin' so nice, Let’s turn up the heat—oh, and don’t think twice. Jingle my balls, baby, and make this night last, ‘Cause you and I both know this holiday’s a blast.