[political] Welcome to America, where the rules don't apply....

[80bpm] [satirical piece exposing the two-tiered justice system] [Verse 1] I can buy an election, call it “lobbying fees” You don’t like my system? “Get down on your knees!” I crash the economy…. And get another shot… You miss a rent check? “They’re gonna send you to rot” I dodge all my taxes, offshore where it’s sunny, You Venmo your friend? IRS wants that money! I poison the water, and just pay a fine, You’re holding some weed? That's hard prison time!! [laughter] (Shoulda prayed harder!) Welcome to “America”, where the rules don’t “apply”… as long as you’re rich and your skin is whyyyyyy....... yite [Chorus] Rules for thee, but not for me! I break the law? I walk scot-free! You do the same? Well, let’s just see… Can’t buy your way out?? Looks like you’re guilty! [Verse 2] I promise you freedom, but ban all your books, Jesus said "feed the poor” but we starve ‘em like crooks. I say I'm a Christian, but don’t actually follow, My prayers are performative, my promises hollow! I promise you freedom, while I regulate sex, Tell you, “Pull up your bootstraps!” while I hold up your checks. I Say “hard work pays,” but my jobs just a title - While you’re breaking your back, I’m selling... "autographed bibles!" [Chorus] Rules for thee, but not for me! I break the law? I walk scot-free! You do the same? Well, let’s just see… Oh no, oh no, looks like you’re.... "guilty!" [Bridge] See? it’s simple. When “I” do it, it’s “the art of the deal” When “you” do it, it’s a big fucking deal! ([laughter] Hey, don’t do the crime if you can’t pay the fine!) They call me a leader, a patriot saint… when I fuck it all up, I'll just blame the deep state! I’m Too big to fail, they bail me out on "your" dime … But if "you" cross the line? You’re doing federal time! I steal from the state while you steal from a store, Guess where the cops are gonna kick in the door? (Better stand back bro!) [Verse 3] I rig the elections, buy the senators too, Tell you I'm best while I’m pissing on you… Take money for favors, to look the other way, You applied for welfare? “You leech off the state!” I manufacture a crisis, profit off the fear, Then tell you the enemy is brown or queer… I say “the government sucks,” as I rake in the cash, And when the cash runs dry, you get to pick up the tab! [Final Chorus] Rules for thee, but not for me! I break the law? I’m home by three… You do the same? You ain’t going free… That's too bad bro, looks like you‘re guilty! [Outro] (Spoken, fake sympathy, dripping sarcasm) Aw man, that’s rough. Don’t you Wish you had a billionaire daddy to bail you out? but hey… thoughts and prayers! [laughter] (thoughts and prayers) [whispered] just stop being poor, bro...