**[Verse 1]** It’s January first, we’re feelin’ so fine, Got a joint in each hand, and hash brownies divine. We said, “New Year, new us, we’re gonna be kings!” Then we made resolutions that don’t mean a thing... **[Pre-Chorus]** We’ll hike Mount Everest, start a kombucha line, Learn interpretive dance while we sip boxed wine. Design a rocket ship, paint the moon gold, And adopt a penguin—‘cause they don’t get cold! **[Chorus]** We got high... (high resolutions!) Ideas so grand, they need no solution. When you’re high in the sky, you can’t see confusion, We’re livin’ this year with high resolutions! [Instrumental Break] **[Verse 2]** We’ll plant a garden full of gummy bears, Build a slip-n-slide at the county fair. Create a dating app for squirrels and raccoons, And invent sunglasses that glow like the moon. **[Pre-Chorus]** We’ll solve world hunger with pizza and fries, Train all the pigeons to deliver Wi-Fi. Build a bong so big it touches the sun, And take a selfie when we’re finally done! **[Chorus]** We got high... (high resolutions!) A brainstorm powered by herbal infusion. Every idea’s pure genius—no delusion, Living this life in high resolution! [Instrumental Break] **[Bridge]** “We should totally learn to juggle fire!” “Or maybe learn to play the lyre!” “Oh my God, let’s start a podcast for gender confused teens!” ("Sure, why not? That would be Cool Beans!") **[Final Chorus]** We got high... (high resolutions!) Plans so big, they defy execution. When you’re chillin’ with brownies and wild confusion, Every year’s brighter in high resolution! **[Outro]** We’ll write a cookbook for snacks on the go, With recipes like “Chocolate dipped Nachos.” It’s a stoner’s world, full of endless delight, We’ll start again tomorrow... puff puff pass the light! [2 girls Laugh and Cough hysterically!] [Instrumental OUTRO]