Ohio sings a song

[Intro] [high pitched voice] I like my cheese drippy bruh 💀 [vine boom] [goofy interlude] [chorus] [group of men] OHIO! OHIO! THE BEST PLACE EVERRRRRR OHIO OHIO! YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! [verse 1] [male voice] Welcome to Ohio, say you want to stay for now? Just note that you’ll never leave this place again! [vine boom] [goat] I hope you like weird stuff Because you cannot touch grass! [sus sound] [scream] Michael Jackson but [earrape] RIZZ [normal] Milk is no more [sad part] The school is closed for 69 days (WOT) And the Internet is crazy! (I want out) BUT YOU CAN’T LEAVE SO SORRY BUT YOU HAVE TO SING THE OHIO SONG OR ELSE YOU GET THE CHEESE TOUUUUUCCCHH [chorus] [group of men] OHIO! OHIO! THE BEST PLACE EVERRRRRR OHIO OHIO! YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! [verse 2] [male voice] Why is there an alien at my door? WELL TOO BAD! The airport has a god again [vine boom] The fire is cold. Do the Hawk tuah bruh And then turn into that thing (IS THAT A HUMAN IN A TOILET??) This is a nightmare you wish to wake up from BUT TOO BAD! NO! [rock segment] [chorus] [group of men] OHIO! OHIO! THE BEST PLACE EVERRRRRR OHIO OHIO! YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! OK LOUD PART! [really loud part] [bitcrushed] [chorus one more time] [outro] Thx for watching go rizz urself and enjoy da flame and be a toilet now eat goofy chips ok bye!!!