[ instruments: piano, strings, light drums][Key: A minor] [Intro] Bourbon and perfume fill the room Thick with doubts [Verse] "I love you" is what he says and (Yeah) "it's not working out" (It's not working out) [Chorus] Mary Kate is gone insane Dyed her hair brunette from pink Mary's off the medication Good girls do bad things [Verse] Cut him up and just for fun salts The wound with grief (Ooh) I put arsenic in his coffee Wake up cousin Keith (Wake up cousin Keith) Said [Chorus] "Mary Kate you are insane Dyed your hair brunette from pink Mary you forgot you're on probation" Good girls do bad things [Bridge] Arson in the mood for murder Burke and Hare What's the worst that could happen Things can't get worse than *** they are Then they Are they really that Bad Mary Kate? Is the problem in your head or your little black dress? Just do Do what I say And show daddy that you can be his naughty little girl