Homework Muncher

[Verse] My dog’s got a habit he's a homework thief Snatched my math while I screamed in disbelief Algebra turned lunch he's got no shame Next day in class I’m playing the blame game [Verse 2] English essay vanished it didn’t stand a chance He chewed it up like a midnight romance Science project gone now he's on the run Chomping on knowledge thinking it’s all fun [Chorus] My dog ate my homework it’s the honest truth Proves he’s got taste sharper than a sleuth Teacher stared down like she’d seen it all But I’m just here waiting for that phone call [Verse 3] He’s living his best life while I’m a wreck History notes gone so what's next He’s a mastermind a rebel with paws Caught red-handed breaking school laws [Bridge] I’ll write my work in stealth I'll take the fight Hide my papers where he can’t bite He’s a legend in fur a homework gourmet But I’ll save my grades come what may [Chorus] My dog ate my homework it’s the hand I’ve dealt Feast on pages like they’re made of guilt Teacher said excuses they don’t fly at all But my dog’s got the appetite of an outlaw