Deep Sea Plush Tavern #PlushiePandemic

[Open community project] * This song was written for @Gibeligob, for “The Tavern” (#TheTavern) * The project is open to everyone, so if you’d like to contribute a song about a character at the tavern, feel free to comment at Gibe’s page here: (LINK TO "The Tinkertune Tavern" song https://suno.com/song/0805eaf2-6855-47ff-9d7c-fa41dcc13f47 ＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝ [Intro - Deep Sea Captain's Voice] "Ugh... One day I was a deep sea diver, Next thing I know—BOOM!—I'm a plush with teeth! Cursed by a deep sea jester, stitched up tight, Pouring deep sea beer with fluffy arms tonight... ...And this deep sea mug is fluffy too!... "Don't call me 'cute'! I'll throw deep sea kelp at you!" (Interlude - Underwater Music Box) [Verse 1 - Deep Sea Tavern Jig] Oh, I'm just a fluffy plush, round and soft, But I run the best tavern in the deep sea, aloft! My deep sea beer is fluffy, drink it down, You'll soon be sinking to the ocean's ground! Deep sea plush drunks don't care, though, Teddy Bear lost his deep sea bow! Ragdoll Sally sings off-key, Dancing jigs on spilled fake deep sea tea! [Chorus - Deep Sea Punk Anthem] (Chant): "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" 'Til your stuffing's loose! Swaying like a ragdoll—what's the use? The yarn starts spinning, the room's askew... Plushies shouldn't drink, BUT WE STILL DO! Ooh—I'm the cursed deep sea tavern keeper, Stitched to this bar like a marketable creeper! The deep sea jester sells me for coins so bright... Buy me—I'll curse you tonight! [Verse 2 - Synthwave Deep Sea Tavern Fusion] Ol' Teddy Bear had one too many, Now he's singing 'bout his missing deep sea penny! Ragdoll Sally's thread's undone, She's dancing jigs—oh, what fun! Last week, he turned into a sock—HAH! Now he's mocked by a clockwork gnome! But I still pour, still sew this hell... 'Til he drinks his own curse spell! [Bridge - Slurred, Silly Whisper, Lullaby] "Psst... hey... you... yeah, you... Wanna know a secret 'bout the brew? It's just... (Achoo... HIC!...)... deep sea apple juice inside... But shhh—don't tell, or I'll lose my mind!" [Final Chorus - Genre Collapse] (Chant): "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" 'Til the sun comes up! Deep sea tavern closing? Nah—BURP!—another cup! We'll sew ourselves back up tomorrow... But tonight? We drink 'til we're hollow!! Ooh—I'm the cursed deep sea tavern keeper, Stitched to this bar like a marketable creeper! The deep sea jester sells me for coins so bright... Buy me—I'll curse you tonight! (Cut-tune) [Outro - Rowdy Group Chant, Drunken Lullaby] Deep sea tavern, never dry! Sewn-up tavern keeper, twinkle eye! When the moon is soft and fluffy, That's when drinking gets all stuffy! Aye... the deep sea jester's curse might hold me tight... But I'll stitch his socks to gnomes tonight! So raise yer mugs of felted wine... We'll do this all again—hic!—next time!