Perfect Pleasures

[verse 1] Up my butt like a pickup truck In my rear like a rowdy deer In the eye with a pumpkin pie Through the pupil with a pasta noodle In my mouth on a leather couch In my gaping maw like wet Cole slaw [chorus] Between the creamy fingers fingers fingers is where you like to lately longer linger Mashing meshing mostly moistly making members messy joyously Perfect pleasures inside and out Forever everywhere North and south [Verse 2] In a box like a bag of rocks Through my slit while I take a shit In an ear with a glass of beer Down the canal with a furry pal Between the peaches on the beaches Inside the buns while having the runs [chorus] Between the creamy fingers fingers fingers is where you like to lately longer linger Mashing meshing mostly moistly making members messy joyously Perfect pleasures inside and out Forever everywhere North and south [verse 3] In the belly button goes the mutton Through my tummy while feeling chummy Under the gooch and tickle the cooch Slapping the balls in my overalls Between my toes with a fire hose Through those little digits like midgets [chorus] Between the creamy fingers fingers fingers is where you like to lately longer linger Mashing meshing mostly moistly making members messy joyously Perfect pleasures inside and out Forever everywhere North and south [verse 4] On my hair and in my derrière Under the mullet and down the gullet Between the teeth with my dirty feet Grazing the canines with that skin so fine Down my hatch goes your big ol batch Into my throat from under your coat [chorus] Between the creamy fingers fingers fingers is where you like to lately longer linger Mashing meshing mostly moistly making members messy joyously Perfect pleasures inside and out Forever everywhere North and south [reprise] Between my creamy dreamy steamy fingers You like to lay loftily longingly and linger Smashing smushing softly subtly Member trembling dripping toughly Perfectly pleasuring on and around Always all ways up and down