[Intro, Soft piano, Dramatic] The pressure’s building deep inside... I gotta go, I cannot hide... No time to wait, no time to fight... It’s coming now, I hope I’m right... [Verse 1, Strings rising] Can’t hold it in, don’t even try I feel it moving, I can’t deny Too late to run, too late to stall I feel it crawl... I lose control! [Pre-Chorus, Dramatic drums] Don’t let them smell, don’t let them see Be the strong one, don’t scream “help me!” Conceal, don’t squeal, just take it slow Well… now they know! [Chorus, Epic orchestral explosion] Let it go! Let it go! Can’t hold it back anymore! Let it go! Let it go! Just don’t forget to lock the door! I don’t care if they hear me strain Let the poop drop down… The smell never bothered me anyway! [Verse 2, Majestic strings] It’s funny how a tiny meal Can turn into this ordeal And now my stomach twists and churns With no return! [Pre-Chorus, Choir harmonies] No more regret, no shame, no fear I’m gonna own this porcelain throne right here! No holding back, no clenching tight I’ll be alright! [Chorus, Power ballad mode] Let it go! Let it go! Feel the freedom, let it fly! Let it go! Let it go! Wipe my tears but don’t ask why! Here I stand, my legs go numb! Let the poop drop down… The smell never bothered me anyway! [Bridge, Magical instrumental interlude] (Orchestral swells, angelic choir) Ooooh ohhhhh ohhhhhh! [Final Chorus, Dramatic crescendo] Let it go! Let it go! Almost done, just one more round! Let it go! Let it go! Pray the flush won’t let me down! Now I rise, the deed is done! Let the poop drop down… The smell never bothered me anyway! [Outro, Triumphant, soft fade-out] …Plop.