Spreadsheet Hustle

[intro] [Lude Man] Yo, Mike J and the Lude Man together again we just cleared 50 grand [Mike J] Get ready, motherfuckers, we takin' over, Excel thugs, we are the high rollers [Lude Man] I'm the Lude Man, they call me the Wizard, Formula game so cold, it's causing a blizzard Pivot tables flipping cash, it's do or die, Conditional formatting, my numbers lookin' fly. Sum it up, add it up, I’m stacking all these rows, addin up my dollars running these hoes Got my data locked tight, getting myself paid, next on the mic is my boy MJ. [bass drop] [Mike J] I'm Mike J and I'm here to say I'm a spreadsheet gangster and I'm gonna get paid Fucking up these these sheets making them look pretty Billin my clients about tree fiddy I'm a spreadsheet king, Exceling from my throne V-lookups and functions, I'm in the fucking zone Fuck a calculator, I’m the real OG, In the spreadsheet world, I’m the MVP [Bridge] [Lude man] Cells so gangster, formulas so tight, [Lude Man] We runnin' this shit, day and night. [Mike J] Data validation, I’m the king of the grind, [Lude Man] Excel in the game, I’m outta my mind. [Lude Man] Data slingin' thug, with my charts on fire, Excel hustler, takin' shit higher. [Mike J] From the streets to the office, we got that clout, Excel thugs, we turn it the fuck out [Lude Man] Lude Man's back and I'm here to stay, Mess with my formatting and I'll use my AK Fuck your charts, my graphs so raw, I’m the data pimp, breakin' every law Data validation, keep my circle tight, If it ain't in the sheet, then it ain't right Macros automating, I’m saving my time, With my Excel flow, it's like committing a crime [Mike J] I’m the Excel boss, fuck a 9 to 5, Formulas so sharp, cuttin' like a knife Data on lockdown, I’m the spreadsheet G, Fuck with my cells, end up in misery Summon the cash with my AutoSum, This Excel grind ain’t for the dumb Conditional formatting, got my style on ice, In this rowdy game, you'll be payin' the price [Lude Man] Spreadsheet gangstas, countin' racks, [Mike J] We Excel thugs, spittin' straight facts [Lude Man] From the hood to the boardroom, we livin' large, [Mike J] Excel motherfuckers, we’re in charge [outro] Spreadsheet legends, runnin' the streets, Excel gangstas, bringin' the heat. Mike J and Lude Man, kings of the grind, In this Excel world, we blowin' your mind.