On the Mason Dixon Line

[uptempo steel guitar and fiddle intro] [Verse 1] Grabbed my hat and my boots, hit the open road, With my loyal pup beside me and a heavy load. Old truck's got a sputter, but she runs just fine, Headin' up north along ol highway 95. From the peach trees of Georgia to the Keystone State, We’re dodging all the checkpoints as it's getting late. [Pre-Chorus] Halfway through my big gulp I start noticin' I better find a rest stop quick cause I can't hold it! [Chorus] I'm gonna piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line, Got the pedal to the metal, chasing down that exit sign. There's a Sheets sign up ahead, hope I get there in time So I don't piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line. [Verse 2] Stopped in Baltimore, grabbed some old bay fries, Met a preachers daughter, man, she was looking fine. She talked about the good old days, and the honky-tonk nights. Now she's riding shotgun, those ripped jeans holding her so tight. [Pre-Chorus] Then she leans over to me, whispers gently in my ear. I know you're making good time but there's something you need to hear. [Chorus] I'm gonna piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line, Got the pedal to the metal, chasing down that exit sign. There's a Sheets sign up ahead, hope I get there in time So I don't piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line. [Bridge] Rest stop's miles away, and the bladder's tight, Drank too much sweet tea and don't see a bathroom in sight. Got the radio blasting Kenny, and my legs crossed tight, Praying for an exit, driving through the night. [Chorus] I'm gonna piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line, Got the pedal to the metal, chasing down that exit sign. There's a Sheets sign up ahead, hope I get there in time So I don't piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line. [Fiddle Interlude] [Chorus] I'm gonna piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line, Got the pedal to the metal, chasing down that exit sign. There's a Sheets sign up ahead, hope I get there in time So I don't piss my pants on the Mason-Dixon line. [Outro] As we cross through Maryland, the stars are shining bright, With any luck we'll get to Williamsport tonight.