[intro - upbeat] [spoken word - joyful tone] HEY there, everybody! My name's Mister Tridds! And this is my song! [verse - upbeat] Ohh, hey pal! I got quite a taste! if you think otherwise, then talk to the paste! Oh come on now, I mean no harm! now let's all go down to my Dingdong farm! YIPPEEEE! (HAHAHA) Welcome kids, to my Dingdong farm! here, I can cook you some chicken and parm! Oh wait, don't go there, you silly kids! you don't wanna know what's in my basement... [instrumental interlude] [verse - upbeat, slight dark undertone] Come look, over here! my onion art, you'll shed a tear! look at my sheep, give them a sheer! Sharp objects are nothing to fear! I got some steak, give it a sear! here's a pear, here's a gear! You know, I had a show! the ratings were never low! fans were to and fro! it sadly got cancelled, though... [spoken word - confused] Uh... where'd ya go? [instrumental interlude] [bridge - desperate] ah, I found you! now we can learn how to make us some tree goo! why are you running? I'm not a harm, really! you haven't even met my good friend, wheely! you shouldn't be scared, come on now, it's silly! [verse - build up, more desperate] Hey wait! Hey kids! Come back! you haven't even seen the corn cob track! no wait! not there! trust me! Don't go in my basement, you don't wanna-- [spoken word - dark tone] See... [verse 3 - dark tone] Now, look what you did. you looked in my basement. Now I'll have to give your necks a slitting treatment! don't you run from me, you ungrateful brats! just accept your fate, and be fed to the rats! oh my, what's that? a gun? unfortunately, bullets don't work, hon! [instrumental interlude] [spoken word - maniac, evil tone] haha! I got you cornered! [outro] Oh-well-oh-well! Goodnight you kids! I hope you had fun with good ol' Mis-ter Tridds!