Busybody

["Busybody Blues"] Verse 1: Mrs. Jenkins at her window, binoculars in hand Taking mental notes of everything across the land Through the curtains, through the blinds Nothing escapes her prying eyes While her scanner's tuned to police bands Chorus: (Heavy guitar riff drops, drums kick in with aggressive beat) Busybody, busybody, always in my business Counting cars parked in my drive Busybody, busybody, spreading all your rumors Can't you get your own damn life? Verse 2: Mr. Wilson's trimming hedges for the seventh time today But he's really just surveilling what the whole block has to say Takes pictures of my trash Says my grass grows too fast Got the HOA on speed dial every day Chorus: (Guitar feedback screams, bass line thumps harder) Busybody, busybody, always in my business Counting cars parked in my drive Busybody, busybody, spreading all your rumors Can't you get your own damn life? Guitar Solo: (Drums and bass lock into tight groove while lead guitar takes center stage) (Wah pedal kicks in with slow, menacing opening bend) (Series of rapid-fire bent notes through wah filter, mimicking gossiping voices) (Ascending pattern builds intensity, wah pedal rocking furiously) (Quick dive-bomb followed by frantic high-register shredding) (Sustained feedback note holds while wah slowly opens and closes) (Final series of aggressive staccato wah bursts leading back to the bridge) Bridge: (Music drops to just bass and light percussion) They say good fences make good neighbors But these fences ain't high enough Might need a moat with alligators To keep these noseys off my stuff (Guitars build back with distorted power chords) Mind your own, mind your own, mind your own... BUSINESS! Verse 3: Neighborhood watch or neighborhood witch? Can't tell the difference anymore Taking notes on when I leave Who comes over, what I bring Bet they're building quite the dossier Final Chorus: (Full band explosion, double-time drums) Busybody, busybody, always in my business Counting cars parked in my drive Busybody, busybody, spreading all your rumors Can't you get your own damn life? Outro: (Heavy breakdown with staccato guitar hits) Get! Out! Of! My! Life! Stay! On! Your! Side! Mind! Your! Own! Damn! Business! (Final crash of instruments)