Ethan the Three-Legged Dog

[Verse] Ethan's a dog with just three legs, Smokin' weed and whiskey dregs, He limps 'round town, tail held high, A sight that makes grown men sigh. [Verse 2] Met a girl that Friday night, Thought she was the one for life, Ethan took a whiff and grinned, Raised a leg, that's where it begins. [Chorus] Oh, Ethan the three-legged hound, Drinkin' whiskey, never down, He smoked that grass, he couldn't see, Pissed on my girl's feet, forced her to flee. [Verse 3] She screamed and ran, left in haste, My love life turned to bitter taste, Ethan shrugged, gave me a stare, As if to say, "I just don't care." [Verse 4] Now it's just Ethan and me, Beneath the old and wisened tree, We drink and laugh and dream of more, Don't need no girl, love's a bore. [Chorus] Oh, Ethan the three-legged hound, Drinkin' whiskey, never down, He smoked that grass, he couldn't see, Pissed on my girl's feet, forced her to flee.