Ode to Window Lickers

[Intro] It is foolish to be convinced without evidence, but it is equally foolish to refuse to be convinced by real evidence. [Musical Interlude] [Verse 1] Don't listen to those lies, and trust your eyes. That's what you tell me, but the shit you say is just fallacy. You claim there's a grand conspiracy, But I claim your words are insanity. [Verse 2] You tell me I offer no proof, and that is false. Everything I offer is CGI or shill propaganda. Your proof? An old dusty book loved by those who like little balls. I want something concrete, that I can see, so get outta here. [Chorus] Flat Earthers, can't see what's true. Flat Earthers, they sniff the glue. Flat Earthers, the idiot crew. Flat Earthers, with you I'm through. [Bridge] The horizon bends, the stars align, Yet you refuse the evidence every time. You tell me NASA lies; I think your head is a mess. You tell me trust my eyes; one question: What color was the dress? [Verse 3] You see, eyes are easily tricked (just like you). Optical illusions are pretty sick. But science and math are what's great. They've proven all sorts of things that keep us straight. [Chorus] Flat Earthers, can't see what's true. Flat Earthers, they sniff the glue. Flat Earthers, the idiot crew. Flat Earthers, with you I'm through. [Verse 4] Bob Knodel spent twenty grand to show the Earth was flat, But his laser gyroscope proved more than that. A fifteen-degree drift each hour did reveal, Even flat earthers can't deny what’s real. Thanks, Bob! [Outro] You say the Earth is flat, but I ask you this: Can't you see the truth that you miss? If God can create the stars and sky so blue, Why can't He make a ball that water clings to? Damn, you have less faith too. Idiot. [End]