Poopin in Public

[intro] 00000000000hhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeewwwwwww aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Pooping in public is not for me. Single ply paper and a dirty seat. 5 minutes later all the world can see I was poopin in public and i made that stink. I was workin in my office on a Saturday, When Linda in accounting wafted past my way. She blew up the only toilet in my hallway. Then she said bye bye and I had to stay. 00000000000hhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeewwwwwww aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Pooping in public is not for me. People next door grunting silently. stinky floor puddle through my pants it seeps. I can't poop in public, just let me be me. Frank the tank was drinkin late last night. him and the boys were watching Tyson fight. Stank up the office, while he was still drunk. And he wouldn't stop talkin 'bout his massive dump. 00000000000hhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeewwwwwww aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Pooping in public is not for me. stupid soap dispenser is always empty. hobo with the mints wants gratuity, And I couldn't even poop cause he was staring at me. (00000000000hhhhhhh) (aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh) please pay attention to this cautionary tale. when the office mass orders taco bell. bring a mask and some spray 'cause it's gonna smell. but you still gotta work and It Will BE HELL!