Oh, dear Titor, Lead us through this worldline, rife with uncertainty. Show us the way to Omaha, Nebraska, The heart of our U.S. Government. To safety. To a haven that welcomes us like home. The one true home of all the American people. A place where we can become one with You, And connect with Your very essence. A sanctuary where we have the opportunity to celebrate, And honor you, and your selfless sacrifice. Where, together, We can make Y2K great again.