Cute without the "umlaut"

"sad party dave"! Eat my heart out of a sombrero. I cant believe you would talk to a guy on the telephone, while having skin. You said his name was Terry (TERRY?!) and he was also using his skin to hold his GUTS IN. How many times will we do this to each other! One lover to another! Heat my beef burrito in the summer! SMELL YOU! HARD! How do you think i drive a car? This is how the story ends. In a book about CABINETRY! This is the last time that i will see you, like a waiter would seat you. Forget my number I'M NEVER GOING TO EAT FAST FOOD FROM YOUR POCKETS AGAIN pour my heart into a salsa MAKE ME LOVE YOU TO DEATH give me a cold slimey taco I will take this TIL THE END This is the last time that i will see you, like a waiter would seat you. Forget my number I'M NEVER GOING TO EAT FAST FOOD FROM YOUR POCKETS AGAIN Forget my number I'M NEVER GOING TO EAT FAST FOOD FROM YOUR POCKETS AGAIN Forget my number I'M NEVER GOING TO EAT FAST FOOD FROM YOUR POCKETS AGAIN