The Tale of Razon

Verse 1: In a wormhole dark and cold, where the stars don’t shine, Razon and his crew, they met their fateful time. Riding in their Brutix, their Corax by their side, But WiNGSPAN was waitin’, with torpedoes on the ride. Chorus: Oh, the torpedoes flew, and the lasers did burn, Razon lost his ships, with no chance to return. But the laughter of the killers echoed through the night, As they sent a receipt, sayin' "All's delivered right!" Verse 2: On Reddit he posted, seekin’ what to do, While the folks in the comments said, “Man, they got you!” But don’t you fret none, it's all in good fun, In EVE Online, the wild west, this here’s how it’s done. Chorus: Oh, the torpedoes flew, and the lasers did burn, Razon lost his ships, with no chance to return. But the laughter of the killers echoed through the night, As they sent a receipt, sayin' "All's delivered right!" Bridge: Now they’re talkin’ on the forum, wonderin’ how to react, But deep in the wormhole, there ain’t no turnin' back. The law of the space, it's wild and it’s free, Just another day in EVE, in this grand ol’ odyssey. Outro: So saddle up, pilots, and learn from this tale, In the wormholes of EVE, it's delivery or fail. But remember the motto, in this space-faring spree, “We’re not happy until you’re content,” yessiree!