
Dr. Plushie Gigglebox #PlushiePandemic
[Intro – Sampled plushie voice, echoey] "Paging Dr. Gigglebox... stat!" [Beat drops – real crispy now] [Verse 1] Yo, who’s the doc when your fluff gets shook? Got a file full of feelings and a giggle-look book. Dr. Gigglebox, legend, the master of plush, Turns a plushie meltdown to a healing hush. Boogie Snugglebottom broke both knees, Doing backflips in his dream trapeze. Doc said, “Bruh, you need some chill,” Gave him sleepy-time beats and a chamomile pill. Captain Wobblecheeks feared the broom, Said, “It haunts my dreams and controls the room!” Doc laughed, “You a pirate, be bold!” Now he swabs his deck with a glittering gold. [Hook – sung, soulful sample with scratches] Dr. Gigglebox, the master of plush, With a laugh so smooth and a therapy touch. #PlushiePandemic made the fluff erupt, But the doc brought vibes that filled us up! [Verse 2] Sassy McFuzznugget throwing shade for days, Dishing out burns in a hundred plush ways. Doc said, “You roast 'cause you fear the hug,” Now she air-fives friends with a velvet shrug. Lil’ Plushie McSquish feared the spin, Dryer door opened, he’d never go in. Doc rolled up with a duck and a map, Turned that spin cycle into a plushie nap. Baroness Plushiekins lost her flair, Tea party was dull, not a crumpet to spare. Doc said, “You forgot your inner chaos queen,” Now her doilies dance like a fever dream. [Hook – now with more bounce and plushie choir] Dr. Gigglebox, the master of plush, When life gets tangled, he brings the hush. #PlushiePandemic left us all confused, But the doc stitched joy with zero excuse! [Bridge – Gigglebox voice, funky plush wisdom] "Lil’ ones, breathe in... smell that lint? That’s healing." "You’re not broken... you’re uniquely stuffed." "Now wiggle your fluff... that’s right. You’re enough." [Verse 3] Plushie von Derpstein blinkin’ wrong, Eyes crisscrossed and brain all gone. Doc said, “Your vision’s just surreal,” Now he paints plush dreams with Salvador feel. Moo Moo McToots got lactose dread, One cheese whiff, and he flops in bed. Doc dropped a beat and a dairy-free snack, Now he moonwalks daily with a milky track. From couch to shelf, they all line up, With a sniff, a squeak, or a tail hiccup. Gigglebox listens, gives a wink and a plush, And every sad squish gets a glittery hush. [Hook – sung, soulful sample with scratches] Dr. Gigglebox, the master of plush, With a laugh so smooth and a therapy touch. #PlushiePandemic made the fluff erupt, But the doc brought vibes that filled us up! [Outro – All plushie voices chanting, fading out] “GIGGLEBOXX! GIGGLEBOXX!” [One last giggle echo] "Heh... next patient, please."
