Jesus Christ, it’s Christmas?

[Verse] Jesus is king, or have you forgotten? Kids these days are all spoiled rotten They dont know what it’s like to work an 80 hour week Or to see you as our Shepard And us as your sheep But It will all pay off at the end of the year All my work for that sweet Christmas cheer Says in the Bible hard work ain’t no crime But Oh shit would you look at the time This year flew by like Michael Andretti Cuz Jesus Christ it’s Christmas already? [Spoken word] I didn’t buy a damn thing! [Chorus] Jesus Christ it’s Christmas already? If I had known sooner I’d have bought my kids and wife a Teddy Look lord I need a plan I know you’re just a baby in a manger But Jesus wake up man, my Christmas is in danger [Verse] Jesus I’m screwed, I’ve completely forgotten My family’s eager to see the gifts I brought em’ They dont know what it’s like to have a memory this weak So Help me out there big guy Cuz I’m in sum shit, best believe it’s deep I thought it would pay off by the end of the year But I worked through Christmas, my greatest fear Says in the Bible to forgive is divine But Thank god it don’t say nothing about telling no lies Cuz This year passed away like John Andretti And Jesus Christ! it’s Christmas already [Spoken word] I’ll just tell em their presents was stolen! [Chorus] Jesus Christ I missed Christmas! And I know it’s your birthday But could I use your wish? Look lord I messed up And you’re just a baby in a manger But Jesus Christ I can’t screw up again Or my wife may leave me for a stranger… [Shouts] She’s keeps threatening to. Wait I got an idea Jesus, just sell me sum of yer stuff real quick! Oooooooh [Bridge] On Christmas three wisemen brought you presents I’d gladly buy em I got more money than those dirty peasants The first one brought you gold just Name your price my Lord and its sold The second brought you Frankincense I’d gladly take it off yer hands for 3 months rent The third one brought you something called myrrh Jesus who knows what that is but I’ll buy it from ye please SIRRR [Big Finish] Jesus Christ and God, damn Christmas is over I blamed it on my strong work ethic But honestly I probably should’ve just been sober Look lord I needed you Even tho you’re a fictional baby in a manger But Jesus Christ dude, my wife left me For a New York Ranger [Spoken Word] And Hes not even a starter [Outro] (fade to silence) [End]