When the Livestock Stormed the Pub

[Verse] In the old King's Head by the village green, Cask ale, so fine, it's the best you've seen. With Old Speckled Hen and Fuller's ESB, A haven of quiet, just you and me. [Verse 2] But the calm of the night turned into a fright, When the barn doors opened and the cows took flight. Hooves on the floor, and mugs to the air, Livestock storming, there wasn't a chair. [Chorus] When the livestock stormed the pub, it was a sight, oh Lord, Barrels tipped and glasses smashed, we couldn’t ignore. From the cask ale to the rafters, chaos unfurled, In the heart of our small, quiet world. [Verse 3] The pigs found the bar and snorted in glee, Pints of London Pride and Timothy Taylor’s were free. Chickens on tables, wings in the stew, Ewes by the jukebox, it was quite the revue. [Verse 4] A goat on the counter started pouring rounds, While sheep played darts to the wildest sounds. The landlord cried out, but it was too late, With the rooster's crow, sealed our wild fate. [Chorus] When the livestock stormed the pub, it was a sight, oh Lord, Barrels tipped and glasses smashed, we couldn’t ignore. From the cask ale to the rafters, chaos unfurled, In the heart of our small, quiet world.