All I Want is a Nap

[Intro] I don’t need presents, don’t need bling, Santa, this year, just one little thing. No jingle bells, nothing to wrap— All I really need is a holiday nap! [Verse 1] I’ve wrapped the gifts, I’ve baked the pie, My yard decor lights up the night. I’ve trimmed the tree, I’ve decked the hall, Wrangled kids at the Christmas mall. [Chorus] Oh, all I want is a nap this Christmas, Just fifteen minutes, that’s my wish list. With sugarplum dreams and a cozy bed, One quiet spot to rest my head. Santa, hear me, I want nothing new— I just want a holiday snooze. [Verse 2] The in-laws are here, the turkey’s on, I’m runnin’ on fumes ‘til the eggnog’s gone. Kids hyped up on peppermint cheer, While I’m just tryin' to disappear. [Chorus] Oh, all I want is a nap this Christmas, Just fifteen minutes, that’s my wish list. With sugarplum dreams and a cozy bed, One quiet spot to rest my head. Santa, hear me, I want nothing new— I just want a holiday snooze. [Verse 3] Mistletoe hangs, his lips are puckered, I'm dead on my feet, just plum tuckered. Piled up stockings, gifts galore, I’d trade it all for a nap on the floor. [Bridge] They’re dancing and singin’ carols loud, I'm looking to skip out of the crowd. Santa, don’t need toys or a fancy wrap— Just some time for a Christmas nap. [Chorus] Oh, all I want is a nap this Christmas, Just fifteen minutes, that’s my wish list. With sugarplum dreams and a cozy bed, One quiet spot to rest my head. Santa, hear me, I want nothing new— I just want a holiday snooze. [Outro] Here’s to the season, here’s to the cheer, But Santa, I’ll wait for you right here. In my favorite chair, with my eyes shut tight— Merry Christmas to all, and to me... FINALLY... goodnight.