[Verse one] In the country of Plutonia In the small town of Oysteria A farmer he’s a-loadin’ up His produce on the truck [bridge] Thirteen provinces to go And the travelin’ is slow So his wife and kids Give hugs and kisses And they all wish him Loads of luck [chorus] Oh the windin’ roads Of Plutonia Town and village And countryside Down the byways And the highways To the cities So vast and wide [Verse two] Long the drive is in Plutonia And the night wind, a bitter chill And the ice and snow are treacherous On old St Desdinova Hill [bridge] Thirteen provinces to go And the travelin’ is slow So his wife and kids Give hugs and kisses And they all wish him Loads of luck [chorus] Oh the windin’ roads Of Plutonia Town and village And countryside Down the byways And the highways To the cities So vast and wide [verse three] And the truck it is a-tumblin’ Back down St Desdinova And into the icy river It is over [chorus] Oh the windin’ roads Of Plutonia Town and village And countryside Down the byways And the highways To the cities So vast and wide